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Two Men

Two Men

There are two types of men in this world. Especially when it comes to women. There's the guy that she will do something for, and then there's the guy who hops behind her and does whatever she wants. There's the guy that a woman will cook and clean and gladly do things for him. And then there's the guy that she will not fuck without going on three dates for.

When guys call up and ask questions and they seem to be on these shows where they're confused about a woman's behavior because the woman is telling them that they have to behave a certain way, because he's not that motherfucker. And listen, it's fine if you don't want to be that dude. It's fine if you want to walk in her shadow and you're going to be happy in her shadow and she's just real pretty and you're just delighted to fuck her. I ain't got no beef behind that but I know me, I wanna be that motherfucker in my own life.


And when people talk about being selfish and being all into you and narcissistic, I'm sorry, but I can't see a world in where I don't think I'm that important but everybody else treats me like I'm important. I've never met a really good king who thought he was of the same value as the peasant and just wanted to be treated like a peasant and everybody really didn't need to treat him with reverence or anything like that because he was just like them.

I don't want to serve a king who acts just like me and wants to just be me. If a king wants to just be a peasant like me, then I'm as good as the king and why should he be king and not me?


Being selfish and putting yourself first is the only way anybody else is gonna put you first. Now there are some places where you get to be first on some kind of de facto status, like a father or you were promoted to boss and so everyone has to serve you because that's their paycheck. But a woman doesn't work for you and she doesn't need your dick. So, in order for a woman to value you at a very high fucking level and put herself out there for you, it would make a lot of sense that she sees something in you that you've already proven and seen in yourself. That means that you are actually in fact going to have to be extraordinarily selfish and in love with yourself and narcissistic.


Something like the Bible tells us the exact opposite of this. But look at all the things that the Bible is telling people to be: nice, quiet, meek, turning the other cheek, humble and not concerned at all with power. So it's telling a bunch of people who are regular motherfuckers that it's OK and actually better to be regular calm and nice and boring and quiet motherfuckers rather than push themselves to be at the top because that's a sin. This is, of course, while they are serving a God who controls everything and runs the entire world. So, God gets to have all the fun and be the top dog, but he expects all of us humans that he created to just be quiet and meek and unchallenging motherfucking bitches. That doesn't sound like a very fair agreement. Any woman who sees you out here acting like some piece of carpet that she can walk on is going to walk on you because you've already told her that's who you are. Why should she treat the piece of carpet like it's a fucking king? Why should she treat a man who doesn't see himself as a king as a king? Politicians believe they can be the best leaders of the world. That makes them arrogant, and it makes them narcissistic, and it means they crave something. Pretending to be anything else is fucking fake. If you want your woman to treat you like a fucking king, then you need to see yourself as that mother fucker and demand her fealty because that's how you move and live in the world. Anything else is a lie. If I think I'm a piece of shit and I want some girl to treat me as a king, that's not really fair to her because I've already known in my own soul I'm a piece of shit.


Now this is exactly what a lot of beautiful and sexy women do to men. She might know she's a piece of shit and she's not interesting and she doesn't have much and she's not about much, but she wants to be treated like a king. Notice I didn't say queen because that's the truth, the only person in charge is the king. And the king stays the king. Somebody has to abdicate, and somebody has to step down and it's going to be you or it's going to be her period make no mistake, a woman is used to being the king in most of her relationships. And she’s gonna play that game with you, making you do for her all things a king deserves, while knowing deep down inside she’s bullshitting.


As an aside, once you understand and let her see that you actually see her for the normal person she is, women might act some kind of way. They might leave, they might throw a tantrum, they might talk shit about you. But I’m not about to put on a blindfold just so she can play pretend.


But she's waiting for the kind of king who actually acts and walks and talks and is the king in everything that he does. That's a motherfucker worth stepping aside for. That’s the first motherfucker we were talking about, the kind she doesn’t try to pull no shit and she treats with reverence. Either you are him or you not. If you don't want to be that person, then don't. But if you do, you've got a lot of work to do in those quiet moments when you're on alone remembering and processing and learning how to run your Kingdom. A King's mind should never be turned off. He has the unfortunate burden of being a brilliant and decisive and forward-thinking man and his running, turning brain is his curse.


The king is never an easy role, but he does get some of the perks of being that motherfucker.


Which person did you want to be?

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